Pretty boy...

I was recently accused of being a "pretty boy", something which is obviously ridiculous. I own neither shampoo, nor conditioner, I put no product in my hair, I wear no aftershave, I don't even use deodorant anymore!

Maybe I get my hair cut more than twice a year and I wear clothes that are clean, but apart from that where's the evidence for such a slur?

It's not like I wear makeup or anything like that, after all.

People are so harsh sometimes...


Call me a pretty boy again and I'll punch you fair in the pie hole!