LAWman

Steven Seagal, coming soon to a reality TV show near you.  That's right, Steven Seagal.  Read the following paragraph and try and deny that you won't want to watch the train wreck that will be this TV show.

Until now, Seagal has never sought publicity for his work with the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office. However, over a span of almost two decades, he has regularly gone out on patrol and worked major cases. The series will allow fans to ride shotgun with Seagal as he and his hand-selected elite team of deputies respond to crimes-in-progress. Then, when Seagal goes off-duty, the cameras will continue following him as he pursues his many ventures - including musical performances and philanthropic efforts - in Jefferson Parish and New Orleans.

Another article about the show here, definitely rather "enthusiastic".

Steven Seagal has been fighting actual crime in Louisiana as an actual police officer (”under most people’s radar”) and now someone is going to point a camera at him and let him spew hot chunks of action madness all over my television screen. He’s above-the-law, and out for justice on deadly ground. He’s a hard-to-kill, pistol-whipping, executive-decision-making mercenary for urban justice, a one man attack force, and there’s a fire down below… in my pants! I can’t fucking wait for this show.

And while looking for a picture to accompany this post, I found Steve's IMDB page with the accompanying description:

Steven Seagal is a striking and somewhat boyishly handsome looking (often with ponytail) and usually impeccably dressed action star who burst onto the martial arts film scene in 1988...

I guess I can see where the author was coming from.  

cheers

Harry